Don’t set your relationship status from “In A Relationship” to “Single”, then Facebook IM a girl sounding all pathetic and trying to converse after not speaking for quite some time. Not to mention you only know of each other from bowling class and don’t actually KNOW each other at all. And ESPECIALLY don’t tell her you got kicked out of community college because your grades suck. Also, you are (or were) in college - you should know how to spell… Don’t tell her you’re sorry you can’t spell correctly. That’s not attractive. No one wants to date an idiot. Finally, don’t humiliate yourself by asking her if she is interested in hanging out sometime (and sounding pathetic, once again). Just don’t.
I know how you boys work. I see right through this “feel bad for me because my girlfriend broke up with me” act. Sorry, no pity date granted.
“Tom: Look, we don’t have to put a label on it. That’s fine. I get it. But, you know, I just… I need some consistency.
Summer: I know.
Tom: I need to know that you’re not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently.
Summer: And I can’t give you that. Nobody can.”—