I have this thing where I only get in and out of bed on the left side. Not so bad a thing that it’s an obsessive compulsive thing. But it is completely ridiculous because my bathroom is to the right of my bed and it’s so stupid to walk all the way around the bed in the middle of the night when I have to use the bathroom.
As you can probably tell, I’m very tired and probably have no idea what I am saying. And I am not drunk.